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The end of an era or at least the 2009 SK's Last Man Standing

It all ended April 28th 2009 with this:

Hitters

AB

R

H

RBI

BB

SO

LOB

AVG

C Beltran CF

3

1

1

0

1

1

1

.395

The exciting ball game between the Mets and Marlins ended with our old friend C Belt in the on deck circle and as of that point a .395 batting average. It has been a great ride from the day we announced the Last Man Standing here at the WaterCooler with plenty of drama and intrigue to keep every fan excited. The season started April 5th and the Last Man Standing came to an end April 28th with a total of seven worthy competitors. 

SK's Last Man Standing 4/26 Update

Boy it is hot out there and even hotter in here at the SK Last Man Standing update center. That is mainly because the Last Man Standing Update Center is actually run out of an abandoned Daewoo plant.  We have big changes in the standings, were down to just a hand full of warriors for that copy of SK's 7th Birthday party at Space Plex. At the moment we are down to three players with averages over .400, all of the usual suspects; Carlos , Kevin and Victor.

SK's Last Man Standing 4/19 Update

Welcome back and there are plenty of great seats up front, don't be shy. Another week has passed and we are still going strong, in fact at this pace we will pass the Bombay Last Tea Cup Standing Cricket Test Average of 1987 in less then seven weeks! As of 7:00 P.M Eastern Standard Time we still have eight players with a .400 of higher batting average. Though my chess rival Christy Guzman batting .515 is about to drop to unqualified status due to lack of plate appearances. ( Oh wait he already has!)

The 8th Annual SK Last Man Standing Competition & Banquet

Welcome gladiators and fanatics to the annual POWERADE Last Man Standing homepage and center. As 87.93% of you know the ELMS is a classic game of cat & mouse, where sophisticated assassins explore, research and simply blindly guess on who will be the Last Man Standing according to the archaic rules that I have set forth. For the 7% or 30%, depending on if you’re using Benjamin Franklin or Elton John lenses, of you who do not know what ELKS is, it is a cut throat competition where citizens who mildly enjoy Major League baseball select who they feel like will be the last player during the year to keep over a .400 batting average.

 

A brief look at a rewarding everyman pastime

Ah another lovely fall day has passed and what better way to spend it than participating in Americas’s pass time…no not football, who wants to have that many people in one place, how about something a little less social and closer to home. Croquet, yes!, oh but wait little Kyle smashed half of the Dick’s Sport Goods brand into the frozen tundra that is your suburban citadel . The other half of course is under the leaves that the little lady has been nagging for you to pick up for weeks. Don’t worry you will turn around and convince little Kyle and Helen to do it for a meal at Fatburger, two birds with one stone, child labor and bonding with the little prince and princes.

 

(You will find this in your Croquet set from Wal-Mart, exactly in this condition with modern production costs. )