We are back on the information superhighway except for our
readers in Poughkeepsie who did not vote for proposition 9.7. In a moment we will jive our way into the
Beano® Power Rankings but first, let us take a moment and discuss where we have
been for the last 437 trading sessions. When we last left you our great
President; George W. Bush was getting deflated approval ratings, Coach Koehler
or Lombardi as they called him at the hall until the incident was at the top of
the heap, Ryan Leaf would be mentioned in the Bear Stern’spower rankings, NY
Times or Ashbury Press or hell all three…. While many things have changed in
this whacky and crazy world, little has changed in the world of the Wrigley ®
Ultimate POWER RANKINGS. Let us get back on track and stop fantasizing about
the greatest actor of the last decade…Stephen Dorff.
We are back from our commercial break here at PBS to bring
you this week’s John Deere POWER RANKINGS. Many changes have occurred here at
the Ben-Gay studios with last weeks host Matthew “BearCat” Laurer being
arrested for drug possession, attempting to sell liquor to minors and
manslaughter relating to the death of Thespian Emilo Estevez.Due to increased funding from our loyal
viewers and sponsors such as Durex, Sears, Penthouse, and Walt-Disney we have
been able to offer a contract to a new host Dr. Stephen A. Smith of Philly and
an additional statistician Ron C. Harris of…. Well we do not actually know but
he says to refer to the charts.
good evening, ha ha! Welcome to
the 5th annual GMC POWER RANKINGS! These rankings are done with top notch
computers and the folks over at LifeTime Sports. This mornings host for the
power rankings is Matt Laurer formerly of BET.
